I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
If the people you’re with use the word tequila in a sentence with phrases like hair of the dog or breakfast of champions...run awsy
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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