update: the house isnt on fire anymore, but he is still pissing on all your stuff.
the house was on fire??
shit I thought I told you.
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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