Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
the room spins SO much faster in panama
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
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