thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
I was just walking down the hall and passed a very pregnant girl wearing a shirt that said "blame it on the aaaaaa-alcohol." I can't decide if she's brilliantly witty or just pointing fingers.
My roommate's all sad and is crying and the chick I want to bang is in the room and Nic Cage is on fire. What the fuck.
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
My mom just told me she would flash her tits to a cop to get me out of jail, and then we high-fived.
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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