No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
Apparently my type is "guy whose parents had unprotected sex on Halloween". Last week was my ex's, my FWB's, and the guy I'm seeing's birthdays.
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
You should just skip the small talk from now on and instead say something like "You need to come slay the dragon, be here in 15?"
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
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