i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
Your birthday is now over. Your day in the spotlight has dimmed and now you're as special as everyone else. The world goes back to revolving around me. Good night.
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
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