i didn't know you could wash puke off of bras with a dishwasher.
He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
Apparently my type is "guy whose parents had unprotected sex on Halloween". Last week was my ex's, my FWB's, and the guy I'm seeing's birthdays.
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
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