I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
On a scale of 1 to hungover I’m definitely throwing up at the office today.
Whats spookier? Halloween or waking up to a drunk text from your ex telling you how awesome you are at 2am
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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