So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
The wine is franzia the food is cheese puffs there is a canoe full of beer and the andre glasses are mason jars glued to candle sticks. i shit you not. Best. Wedding. Ever.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
Randomize
