he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
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