thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
I'm using my ex bfs phone number to look up his Kroger card so I can get a discount on condoms...yep this is my life
I just had sex on a roof
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
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