If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
and thats when i went through the window and a shard of glass got stuck in my ass. the doctor said it was the best injury hed seen all month. i am a champion of life.
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
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