You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
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