yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
I'm so high I have morphed into the monopoly man. Or maybe the Pringles guy. I don't know but I have a mustach now
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