All I want to do is go home, strip down to my pants, get in the shower and pee down my leg
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
I'm pretty sure he told me he was sterile and I told him I was on the pill. The positive pregnancy test I'm holding in my hand right now tells me that at least one of us was lying.
We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
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