Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
I farted in his bed and then in my drunken stupor grabbed hair defanging spray to cover up the stench.
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
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