Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
I looked at her and said "I now pronounce you pumpkin tits"
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
I had not one but two drunk coworkers text me and hit on me tonight. I feel like I've finally been accepted into my dysfunctional workplace
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
Promise me if ever I think I can't do anything, remind me that I waxed my own butthole
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