Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
Hey it's Austin.
I am not drunk enough for this conversation.
i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
Randomize
