Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
I'm on the bus and the homeless person in the seat to my left is jacking off to a cartoon picture he found. He's now cleaning up with mitten I dropped.
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
Was just told that I slept on the counter using a loaf of bread as a pillow. Clearly my life is going well.
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
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