I just tipped a bartender in xanax.
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
Just tried to use the bottle of Sprite in my car as mouthwash to get the taste of puke out of my mouth- it's half vodka. Puked again. Thanks man.
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
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