no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
Either I'm spending too much time drinking or my perfume is starting to smell like a pineapple vodka.
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
did i just pee glitter
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