apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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