Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
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