Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
Teaching my class, used paper clips to fix my hair. Too hungover to be a kindergarten teacher.
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
I just handed a girl a slice of pizza and she handed me her number. Is this how Vegas hookups normally begin?
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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