Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
My New Years Resolution is to get everyone to start talking like a 40 year old douchebag. From now on, you will only refer to me as Chief.
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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