I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
I have been drinking at the bar so long today that I literally just found a spiderweb from my leg to the bar.
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
Hey I know you're not home, but I'm here. Your front door is unlocked and someone took shit on your doormat...
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
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