Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
life lesson #151: dont let people go batshit crazy and stab you in the knee
i will live by this rule
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
Randomize
