are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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