what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
life lesson #1: a fart during an awkward silence between 2 strangers doesnt make it less awkward.
New low. Found an ant nibbling on my last xanax. Flicked it away and popped it in my mouth anyways.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
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