As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
I just sucked dick on a ferry
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
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