Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
Randomize
