i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
On a brief change if topic, last night I dreamt I got shit faced with bill Nye the science guy and we went bar to bar and explained the science of alcohol to everyone who'd give us free drinks. We wore bow ties
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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