I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
The psychic I saw today told me NOT to text the guy I haven't heard from yet since our first date this weekend b/c it wouldn't go anywhere...Miller light said otherwise. Miller light > Cleo
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
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