I made out with a deaf person. Also I've been drunk 11 days in a row now.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
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