At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
hey my socially awkward cousin is our designated driver for summer, we just have to put up with her wierd shit.
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
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