No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
Your favorite bartender is back from prision
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
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