Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
When I left you, you were walking into a room with a half naked girl. When I returned 2 minutes later, you were locked out of the room naked and she was screaming obscenities from inside. How do you manage to make every girl hat you?
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
Randomize
