Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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