he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
Best friends brother. Beat that.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
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