I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
home. puking in laundry basket.
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
Got back to find Sarah in her underwear eating peanut butter and watching Arrested Development with the thermostat at eighty.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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