Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
Fuuuuuck dude, he’s got #Excel in his Facebook bio; I’m screaming
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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