I bet he comes in French.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
This is a mass text. Who in the hell shat on my stairs last night?
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
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