if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
You don't have a penis so I'm not texting you at this hour. This is penis texting hour only.
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
I fell asleep in my underwear on the deck. What the fuck.
This was the best text I've ever woken up to
He? As in you personified your dick?
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
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