you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
when I woke up she was standing in the living room with a bottle of scotch because she is "allergic to hangovers"
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
The police report said i was screaming at someone that wasnt there, then the cops told me to call someone sober and i called mike to tell him "They are trying to arrest me for stealing information from the FBI" at that point they took me to jail.
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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