4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I can't breathe out the right side of my face
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
Don't talk to me about lonely until you're eating marshmallows for dinner in your underwear watching House of Cards for 12 hours straight. I hate all you couples
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
I need a hoe opinion
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