margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
My feet smell like cheese. Makes me hungry.
am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
He brought me another shot of rum, ice and my underwear when I woke up.
What a gentleman.
I KNOW, right?!
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