GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
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