Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
He went all Bachlorette on me.. "I just want to guard and protect your heart" bullshit
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
I got 87 likes on my changed relationship status. It's official. I'm way more fucking awesome single.
They're mostly guys
Early bird gets the worm.
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
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