I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
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