He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
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