He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
No stitches, just platelets and will power
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
Leaving someone plastered on a corner at 3am telling them to just scream for cock is NOT being a good wingman.
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
Nothing like coming home and finding the nearly full bottle of fireball you forgot you had stashed before your trip
It's the little things
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
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